Time is money, money is power, power is pizza and pizza is knowledge!
- High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
- Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
- Actual College Professor: lol same.
- Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
- Me: Pass the Bechdel test.