Morticia's Closet

Sep 20
Sep 19

quote Time is money, money is power, power is pizza and pizza is knowledge!

— April Ludgate aka my queen (via warmbloodz)
Sep 19
zachthemermaid:

HE LIVES

zachthemermaid:

HE LIVES

Sep 19

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

Sep 19

youre-my-boi-micool:

squid-fiction:

acenyx:

GUESS WHO FOUND HEADLIGHT FLUID
I DID
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Guess who found Elbow Grease? I did.

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These are the two most important discoveries ever. Of all time. 

Sep 19
Sep 19
  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.
Sep 19
sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

Sep 19
mariegato:

 zim i did

mariegato:

 zim i did

Sep 19

sixpenceee:

Tim Burton Inspired Pokemon Drawing by Vaughn Pinpin (More Images)

Sep 19
mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

Sep 19

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

Sep 19
unamusedsloth:

CNN having trouble with math.

unamusedsloth:

CNN having trouble with math.

Sep 19

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

Sep 19
  • Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
  • Me: Pass the Bechdel test.