Morticia's Closet

Jul 22
fashionably-geeky:

Toothless is a Night Fury, the rarest and most intelligent species of Dragon there is.

fashionably-geeky:

Toothless is a Night Fury, the rarest and most intelligent species of Dragon there is.

Jul 22
giukuchiki:

Yap

giukuchiki:

Yap

Jul 22

waterflower94:

"Not everything has to be about lesbians"

Yeah and not everything has to be stupid but you’re still here.

Jul 22

thedrunkenminstrel:

Sometimes I think about the scene in Metalocalypse where Skwisgaar looks for his real father to no avail.

Then decides that since he can’t find his father that means that he’s in fact the son of a god.

And I think about how a lot of us should come to that conclusion in our moments of self-doubt.

Jul 22

hungry-hobbits:

modestdemidov:

call-me-infinate0:

modestdemidov:

those period commercials about annoying menstrual symptoms never seem to mention the part where you get the shits

what? girls don’t poop

turns out i’m a shatistical outlier

shitty georg
Jul 22

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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Jul 22

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

Jul 22

disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

Jul 22

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Jul 22

millieisnotonfire:

i-write-textposts-not-tragedies:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

or i will fucking cut you

and all the non-believers

Jul 22

poyzn:

Animals that are little awesome.

Jul 22

prettyinpixiedust:

mithrandiiir:

buggyeyes:

savethewales:

Half of the women I spoke to said , would he admit that’s he’s bit of a sexist, misogynistic — he sees women only in sexual terms?  (x)

This is it, this is how I’m going to explain privilege to the next one.

THOSE LAST TWO GIF THOUGH. MALE FEMINISTS, PLEASE TAKE NOTE. I KNOW YOU DON’T WANNA BE SEXIST BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO WOMEN IF THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING YOU SAID/DID IS PROBLEMATIC AND TAKE IT TO HEART, THANK YOU!

I agree with him. If you think I’m being sexist, let me know and I’ll work on it. I won’t get mad, promise.

honestly this mindset works for any kind of privilege - if someone from an oppressed group calls you out, don’t argue. Fix it. 

Jul 22

foxyplaydate:

"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "

"Dad you named me after a girl."

“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”

Jul 22

dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

Jul 22
whitebeltwriter:

kingloptr:

tamahi88:

copperbadge:

elliphantidelli:

"kneel"
something i drew for a banner competition :) 

POCAHONTAS AS CAP THO

Why not? She’s an original American

THATS WHY WE’RE EXCITED BC THEY GOT IT RIGHT

PLEASE TELL ME STITCH IS HULK

whitebeltwriter:

kingloptr:

tamahi88:

copperbadge:

elliphantidelli:

"kneel"

something i drew for a banner competition :) 

POCAHONTAS AS CAP THO

Why not? She’s an original American

THATS WHY WE’RE EXCITED BC THEY GOT IT RIGHT

PLEASE TELL ME STITCH IS HULK